[The truth is far more shameful and embarrassing, and thus Xemnas isn't enlightening anyone. He hasn't figured out the video feature yet.]

I disagree. I have in my travels across countless worlds seen mere powerless humans bring down far greater monstrosities than a pokemon. Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. I choose to not abide by others' expectations of my capabilities. You would do well to do the same.

[A touch of bewilderment enters his smooth baritone voice then.]

...However I have not said anything about anyone making anything do anything at all.