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[firstnothing]

[Audio only. The voice is a rather pleasant baritone.]

Good evening, denizens of this new world, human and pokemon alike. I am Xemnas. Perhaps there will be a few of you who recognize such a name.

[His pleasant tone never wavers; there's almost no emotional inflection at all.] This is a world I know little of. I have studied the information I have been able to find, and this little foal has been very dutiful in attempting to aid me in that search. [At this, there is a small, cheerful-sounding "Blitz!" in the background.]

If one could supply further information, or where to find it, I would be ... grateful. But tell me, countless unknown strangers, is it truly so that the humans of this world avoid combat in favor of asking their pokemon to do it for them? My small friend here seems incapable of fighting anything much tougher than a tumbleweed- [A protesting whinny this time.] -and yet I am to rely on it for my defense against all this strange world might strike with?

[It's thoughtfully said, as if this 'Xemnas' has no investment in the question or possible answers.]

[OOC: yeah I stole the sample post off my app. ;_; guilty.]

Comments

[firstnothing]

One can get very inventive with weapons. I have heard rumors of an organization named Team Rocket, which may pose a direct threat to a pokemon's safety. Being able to defend against them seems wise.

[enjoymyatelier]

From what anyone can tell, Team Rocket is working with roughly the same resources we are and is completely laughable as an organization. Some of its members are legitimate threats, but as a whole... normal training would suffice.

[...spoken like a true smug self-assured prick.]

[firstnothing]

Truly? I was told they were an actual threat. It seems my informer was mistaken. A pity, I'd been looking forward to a possible challenge eventually.

[enjoymyatelier]

I did say that some individual members were a threat... unfortunately, it's up to luck as to whether you'll get them or some idiot who brags about their harebrained schemes on the network with nothing to back up their bravado.